Rehab for the Bridezilla

I looked up Urban Dictionary for the definition of a Bridezilla: One ridiculous spoiled bitch that thinks she is the center of the universe, just because her "show" (the wedding) is 18 months from now. Everyone else in the world has to drop everything and come running in this prime-donna's mind. The marriage will not last more than a couple of years,if the groom to be is lucky.

"Man, get a load of that bridezilla. We should warn him that he will never have another blow job after getting married."





I've been wanting to blog about Bridezillas but been waiting for June to come around and the wedding season is finally here!



Speaking for my own experience a year ago, I personally just wanted to get the wedding over with and because I was having a wedding I knew I just wanted to have a good time. It's normal to be anxious, nervous, happy, overwhelmed and even a bit crazy, but don't drive the people around you crazy too!

Here are some tips on how to unbridezilla yourself:

1. You're the bride, not the drill sergeant. Stop telling people what to do, screaming, shouting and stomping your feet. No one wants to deal with you.
2. Everyone will have something to say about everything. Stop the bitchin and Get over it. Do what you & your hubby want.
3. Your extravagant wedding won't determine the quality of your marriage. Less is more.
4. If you have the money, please go all out but don't expect your guests to pay for it.
5. Only your inner circle really cares  about your wedding. The rest come for the free booze, food,  to show off  their designer dresses, dance the night away and if lucky, hook up with someone.
6. Your bridesmaids are not your slaves. Don't make them wear ugly dresses. Be considerate and let them go with what they're comfortable in-that way they'll like being your bridesmaid.
7. Not everything will be perfect. If something doesn't go to plan the day of, it's too late. Just brush it off instead of stressing about.
8. Lastly it's only going to last 24 hours. Why kill yourself, sever ties, and hurt others for something that is only going to last probably 16 hours of your life.
9. Look at the wedding as a party to have fun, dance, and to show off your new spouse.
10. Don't spend thousands of dollars on the cake. How much better is a $6K gonna taste??? Save the money and donate it to charity or save it for the honeymoon!

Eliza & Osh